Friday, December 15, 2006

Unpotted, Repotted and Parasite Free



Mercy me, I think I'm back.
Redirected, unaffected, and thankfully parasite free.




Silly girl I can be. You're only sposed to help those who help themselves (Uno it). But I learnt. Boy did I learn.
And I have my beloved T-Man along for my eternal ride and could... not.... possibly....wish... for... another.
And it's nearly Jesus'Birthday!
I love Christ(mas).
Or Festivus or Mithmas or whatever the hell it is.

Two of the intelligent young men who will be celebrating at our table cum 25th maintain that it's not really Jesus' birthday (and one maintains that he is, in fact, Jesus!) But I don't need technicalities (rife in my life with the T-man) nor do I need an excuse to celebrate Haysoos; it's just nice that everybody else will be joining me.
(Well except for the jews. and the muslims. and the consumers. and the gentiles. and digression unnecessary)
I just want to say that from what I've heard of Mr Christ, I have not (and not for lack of trying) found anyone else ever I would want to aspire to and in this sense, he is, indeed, my saviour. Yah.

I have been desperately but quite necessarily exploring this situation that you people call life in order to fill the void my sweet green friend has left.

Fifteen years Mary-Jane 'n I clocked up and I can't say say I haven't been in mourning (wouldn't b here without her) but now I actually get to see the morning (and the night and the afternoon and all the hours in between) ;unfortunately Mary-Jane is cross at me since I said tatala and she is punishing me by stealing my nocturnal bliss.

Thankfully my Beloved T-Man is on holidays and can be the brigadier of the Elyssium brigade most times (except when he's playing with his best friend Quake, ah look I forgive him, I'm sure it's nice to revisit his old cyber pals since every single thing he owned GOT BURNT UP)

So the nightmares suck, I'm severely sleep deprived (which can b a more fun drug than anything) and I LOATHE change but all in all I am kickin' life's ass Wokka Wokka Wah Wah.

I now eat. I now cook. I now smile. and I garden. Boy do I garden. Methinks me knows me's entered a lil' more mature way of thinking (ie. I'm gettin' old) when I get oh so excited about finding worms so I can put 'em in my compost! But hell we need food and frankly Safeway(tm)(see:totally munted) ur shit just ain't cutting it.

Apart from I love stuf, today I got some very good news (which I'm having trouble accepting)In 2 months I will be an official ABA (ie. Applied Behavioural Analysis) therapist and I have been invited by a wonderfully wise woman to practise at her therapy and healing centre.

I am already a level 2 Reiki therapist and soon I can combine it all to help n heal my wonderful autistic starchildren. It could be a dream, though. I guess we;ll see. Waking Life 'n all that. Ah but I blah, sleep dep'll do that.

Oh and by the way, Uno how people for years have cruised around with sandwich boards, ringing bells and such, proclaiming the end is nigh? well it actually is this time.

(metaphorically speaking of course, YOU HEAR THAT CATHOLICS! DO YA.. YOU'd WANNA)


So, anyway, if you know what you gotta do and you're just not, get on with it already. Time is a'tickin on.

Quotes of the Day - "Nobody realises that some people expend enourmous amounts of energy merely to be normal" Camus

"F@#K normal" Elyssium

"He who despairs over an event is a coward, but he who holds hope for the human condition is a fool" (?) Camus again maybe? I didn't write it down.

Now Playing - The sounds of one mighty sweet (yet slightly pompous) boy doing the dishes. FRICKIN' FINALLY.

I Thank the Universe For - Aforementioned boy and My girls plus their girls and well, I think I finally appreciate being alive again so ah, thanks for everything.

Tra lalalala

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ok sweetie... I don't know if it's me, or it's cuz it's too early in the morning, or perhaps I'm still wiping the sleep from my eyes (it's 7:15am here) but I just read your post & honestly don't have the foggiest what you were talking about, at ALL!
Seriously, please maybe once more in Amy Speak?
(or either that just send a short bus to my house & that will be that) LOL

-Amy & Ruby Cate (who is still completely sound asleep in her crib as I can hear the rise & fall of her steady breathing...)

Elyssium Earth said...

Hey Chick.It's not you. It's not the morningness. Soy Loco!! I'll try n translate a lil bit = I haven't blogged for ages coz I had an enourmous fight with my (very ex) best friend and knew I wouldn't be able to resist saying nasty things about her; she's the parasite. She is not Mary-Jane. Mary-Jane is pot.I quit pot after a long long time and now I seem to have permanent insomnia. It makes'a me ramble!! I always try 'n b a lil bit ambiguous in case people I don't want to read it, read it but this sleep deprivation dun't help me make sense. U may b understandin this sleep dep.issue getting up to these twinnies u speak of tho if Lil' Wubes is still asleep @ 7.15, I'm thinkin ur one lucky gal! Surely some of it made sense?? Like how I will have a cool new job soon and my boyfriend finally did the FRICKIN DISHES!! Me? I no understanda the bus bit? It's lovely to hear from u tho. I still haven't heard hide nor hair of this Dane Cook creature here in oz. I may use the faithful google and see what 'appens. I have the best recipe I wanna post and I was thinkin of you and how you hate food and hoping you'll read it. Uno what I'm gonna start a whole new recipe blog,dammit. Anyway ramble-amble. Your hilarity and pictures of Miss Doodlebug have entertained me for ages now. Nice to meetcha!!

Anonymous said...

If you'd like copies of Dane Cook's comedy, I'll be happy to burn you a couple of CD's & mail them to you.... all I'll need is your address girlie. =)

Glad you enjoy my blog, I enjoy trying to decipher yours as well LOL!

-Amy & Ruby Cate

ps. Sorry about your fight with your (VERY EX) best friend. Her loss, truly!

Elyssium Earth said...

Dude you have made my day, that would be so great. I love good comedy.I'll e-mail u from RIHOT! I don't think I can comment anymore until I change to beta but that is just MAGIC about your connection with Ruby's foster ma. I'm sure it was also good for her. I've been looking after kids for years too and I'm sure you would also understand that "Mary Poppins" feeling of loving and leaving. It can be hard. But you just wanna know they are happy. MAGIC.